“Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.” Helen Keller
Don, buddy, sweetie, get one of your doctors to prescribe you a chill pill, a big one. Sometimes silence is golden.
“None of this is real. All of this is an illusion and your acceptance of that fact is the beginning of the pathway to self-knowledge.” Joe Camel, Frederick Lenz
“The spark of consciousness is reflected in the river, where a dance of infinite faces lined in profane lights.” Kristian Goldmund Aumann
“Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That’s the problem.” A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
“Unhappiness can stem from having only one perspective to play with.” Alain de Botton
“Everything is magical when you see it with your heart.” Mooji
I was reading an article on the CNBC website where Dr. Fauci said: “If the U.S. allowed the coronavirus to spread unchecked in an attempt to try to achieve so-called herd immunity, the death toll would be enormous.”
This didn’t sound particularly good to me and I wondered how other residents felt about this. I found a herd and asked ten locals for their opinions. The first eight thought it was a ridiculous idea.
The ninth had a terrible cough and the others kept their social distance. After a few minutes this one, possibly the leader of the pack stood and stared at me. Her neighbor kept hitting her in the face with her tail to help get the flies off.
After a brief staring contest (which I won) I asked: “Well what do you think?” She thought about the question for a second and was about to answer when she got hit in the face again. Then she said: “Just shoot me now.” So I did.
“Only by chancing the ridiculous, can I hope for the sublime.” Jay DeFeo
“A shoe is not only a design, but it’s a part of your body language, the way you walk. The way you’re going to move is quite dictated by your shoes.” Christian Louboutin
“Now, comrades, what is the nature of this life of ours? Let us face it: our lives are miserable, laborious, and short.” Little Big Horse
“Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.” Steven Wright