
I met this horse at the bar today and he seemed to be in a very bad mood. He was on a break from taking tourists for rides through the Amish Countryside so I introduced myself and asked how he was doing.
He said; “Crap. It’s all crap. Living is crap. Life has no meaning. None. Nowhere to be found. Crap. Why doesn’t anybody realize this?” I was not surprised that he said this but surprised that he was so good with words.
So I asked; “Isn’t that from Ballad of a Shinigami by K-Ske Hasegawa?” He gave me a look like he was gonna bite my head off and replied; “Yeah, I read Manga, got a problem with that?”
I did not, and walked away scratching my head thinking that this is the coolest horse I’ve ever met and wondered if we could get together for lunch one day and talk more. It was just another normal day for me in Lancaster County, P.A.
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Why is it hard to talk to a race horse? They don’t stand around furlong.
Enjoy your lunch, Mike. 😀
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Have you ever considered…oh never mind. If we go I’ll suggest a salad bar. 🐴
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😂 thanks for the giggle
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If a horse could read, it’d makes sense for him to read a Manga book. And if it’s crap, he could eat it and …. well, you know.
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I have a lot of voices in my head including at least one horse. So most of the time I’m not completely sure who’s talking to who. But good points Sandy, it seems you really thought this through. 😉
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Great story, Mike! 😆
I like your stories much more than any (even the cleverest) quotation!
Nice colours as well.
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Thanks Alena, I like telling them too but sometimes there is not as much to say. 👨💻
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🤣
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Fascinating conversation!
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The horse knows the way…
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Ha ha ha. A day in the life of an overactive mind.
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Mind is an illusion, I got that straight from the horse’s mouth. 🤔
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At least he didn’t say “delusion”.
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Speak to me in subtleties he whispers, in tones suggestive of hidden depths. I am listening. 👂👂👂
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Bahahaha…
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This was utterly fantastic.
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Thanks Em, I usually stay away from bars but I made an exception this time. 😊
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hahahahahaha take that apple next time.. 😉
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Good idea, I rarely carry apples with me these days.
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